So i am laying in bed 1/2 asleep and watching sportcenter, you know the norm. Then ALL OF A SUDDEN....the bed shakes. I think to myself "OH HELL NAH, THIS FUCKING HOUSE IS HAUNTED!!!! i AM NEVER COMING BACK HERE!" I get up thinking "im not gonna be in this devil bed", AND THEN, The MUTHA FUCKEN HOUSE SHAKES!!!! I think to myself my life is over and im gonna die. As i am waiting for the floor to open up and swallow me like a 3 dollar hooker, It stops. I walk around the house like did ANYONE else fell the EARTH MOVE!?!?!? But everyone is still sleeping....
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I go outside expecting to see ppl running for their lifes and looting and shit....(i know i am very imaginative) but no....i see mexicans mowing lawn and grooming plants like nothing happened. One waived to me "Bueno dias homes" I nodded like "WTF" and i go back into the house So i start to doubt myself and i look online(link below) there was a 4.3 earthquake east of San Jose. I am not gonna front...like 2 drops of pee came out...I am sure some of you are laughing BUT FUCK THAT....THE EARTH SHOULD NOT MOVE!!!! I dont care what anyone thinks....fuck that.
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